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Hear ye, hear ye!
ladies & lads, tele-friends & fiends.. eorðbūend
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honesty as gormless, cruelty as entertainment, courtesy as weakness
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when Adam dalf, & Eve span, who was thanne a gentilman? a body w/out organz.
onwendeð Wyrda gesceaft weoruld under heofonum.
ne mæg werig mod Wyrd wiðstondan.
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Trinkets & Baubles
Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytel space..
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breakfast, elevenses, lunch, 2nd breakfast, apres-lunch, rail sarnies,
St. Æthelwine’s meal, dindins, tea, supper, Godgyfu’s nibbles
after-supper, Mrs Marshall’s ice cream dreams,
The Midnight Harvest & 2AM pasty