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Toyshop

Delivery Options:
・ upper-middle-first-class shipping [same day delivery accompanied by the baizuo inbred gospel]
・ burgher 25% value added tax-class shipping [lickety split, systemic crisis]
・ neglected-class shipping [1 month donkey courier]

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Hear ye, hear ye!

ladies & lads, tele-friends & fiends.. eorðbūend
welcome to a brave new age of corny mercantile expansionism, a freakshow circus where we profit off of DEATH itself
money off of horror, money off of misery & longing, money off of deformity & men gone MAD
honesty as gormless, cruelty as entertainment, courtesy as weakness
fragmented minds, merged altars & standardised desecration, mungo. neo-pussy-rainbow-kapital-incorporated. shut the fricc up.
when Adam dalf, & Eve span, who was thanne a gentilman? a body w/out organz.
onwendeð Wyrda gesceaft weoruld under heofonum.
ne mæg werig mod Wyrd wiðstondan.

Clothing & Fribbles

Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytel space..

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The new “Loot Bushel

only available @ 🌊.·:*𝓪𝕋𝓞ᗰ𝐢Č 𝕪Ỗย𝐓𝓱*:·.🌊

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The Atomic Platinum Treasure Chest

Subscribe for a monthly box of useless crap & get 1 FREE╰┈➤Lobotomy💀👌
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ from the low low price of 5.00 4.99 fēorðings
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Dreamcræft

analogue musique, now in trendy 「CASSETTE」
「STEREO8」&「PHONOGRAPH CYLINDER」 formats

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Gubbins

gladrags, garter belts, late culture & broken lights.
souvenirs, trinkets & boltzmann brains

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Victuals

the choicest of vittles from the Forme of Cury
breakfast, elevenses, lunch, 2nd breakfast, apres-lunch, rail sarnies,
St. Æthelwine’s meal, dindins, tea, supper, Godgyfu’s nibbles
after-supper, Mrs Marshall’s ice cream dreams,
The Midnight Harvest & 2AM pasty

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