Toyshop
Delivery Options:
・ upper-middle-first-class shipping [same day delivery accompanied by the baizuo inbred gospel]
・ burgher 25% value added tax-class shipping [lickety split, systemic crisis]
・ neglected-class shipping [1 month donkey courier]
oi!
you looking for the settings, mate?
why? wanna fix your life?
what you gonna do? roger someone? turn em into a princess?
imagine the inability to improve or obtain cultural strength without corporations…
HAHA! crazy! bedlam, innit?
yeah, nah. get bent, mate.
scoliosis.
i’ll blow your mind.. whaddya think about that?
hold on, gotta get my gold-plated megaphone,
just gimme a minute…
helo, it is i, the iguana squire, best porter & page boy on the wORLD WIDE WEB!
yes, that’s where you are right now. you’re LOGGED ON to the iNTERNET (sphere of DEATH), this ETHERIC plane where the dead reside. a GODLESS ABYSS, no lifeforms, only data & dandies.. hyper-reality, bubbleboy. lobotomy city, wither’d brainz torn & twizted by telepresence. utopian technopriests collect data 2 monitor you & directly dump info in to ur mind crystal; 2 birds 1 stan
stuck in ur digital ghetto, in a box, under a bus.. sinking beneath the asset-less yoke. not engaging in the real world. a body w/out organz &c.
may not an arse know when the CART draws the lizard?
spend ur money while ye may 4 when comes 2moro, fades 2day as they say, eh?
ready to check out now? lemme get those bags for you, i’m the iguana squire, best porter & page boy on the wORLD WIDE WEB!
Hear ye, hear ye!
ladies & lads, tele-friends & fiends.. eorðbūend
welcome to a brave new age of corny mercantile expansionism, a freakshow circus where we profit off of DEATH itself
money off of horror, money off of misery & longing, money off of deformity & men gone MAD
honesty as gormless, cruelty as entertainment, courtesy as weakness
fragmented minds, merged altars & standardised desecration, mungo. neo-pussy-rainbow-kapital-incorporated. shut the fricc up.
when Adam dalf, & Eve span, who was thanne a gentilman? a body w/out organz.
onwendeð Wyrda gesceaft weoruld under heofonum.
ne mæg werig mod Wyrd wiðstondan.
Clothing & Fribbles
Trinkets & Baubles
Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytel space..
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Gubbins
gladrags, garter belts, late culture & broken lights.
souvenirs, trinkets & boltzmann brains
Victuals
the choicest of vittles from the Forme of Cury
breakfast, elevenses, lunch, 2nd breakfast, apres-lunch, rail sarnies,
St. Æthelwine’s meal, dindins, tea, supper, Godgyfu’s nibbles
after-supper, Mrs Marshall’s ice cream dreams,
The Midnight Harvest & 2AM pasty