all new nonce-bopping bullets with inbuilt SERF magnetometer tech that seeks & destroys groomers & chimney bottlers. super bunty boppers™ ignore any defensive spells against projectiles or armour piercing rounds. our bullets can penetrate any NAMBLA class armour, private Boeing 727s, Gulfstream G550s, Ann Taylor LOFT pant-suits, cellulite sag, free willy, silicon valley tri-blend, neolib gyno flab, billionaire compounds, ray-ban aviators & shiny 2-piece suits.
(҂ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ) ︻╤╦╤─ ҉-~–-=======⁍ 🐖🧛
+P ammunition up to 50000 psi, encased in our custom “Woody Allen Saville Blaster Hollow-point Shell” featuring revolutionary tachyon technology that can execute unabummers & their lineage, all the way through the genepool.. that’s right, the whole heckin’ lot!
it’s a new kind of bullet for a new generation of sentient people. enjoyable for the whole family, the future is now, buy while stocks last.
super bunty boppers
all new nonce-bopping bullets with inbuilt SERF magnetometer tech that seeks & destroys groomers & chimney bottlers. super bunty boppers™ ignore any defensive spells against projectiles or armour piercing rounds. our bullets can penetrate any NAMBLA class armour, private Boeing 727s, Gulfstream G550s, Ann Taylor LOFT pant-suits, cellulite sag, free willy, silicon valley tri-blend, neolib gyno flab, billionaire compounds, ray-ban aviators & shiny 2-piece suits.
(҂ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ) ︻╤╦╤─ ҉-~–-=======⁍ 🐖🧛
+P ammunition up to 50000 psi, encased in our custom “Woody Allen Saville Blaster Hollow-point Shell” featuring revolutionary tachyon technology that can execute unabummers & their lineage, all the way through the genepool.. that’s right, the whole heckin’ lot!
it’s a new kind of bullet for a new generation of sentient people. enjoyable for the whole family, the future is now, buy while stocks last.
cal: .80 brown bess | .50 næġling | 6.5 grendel | .700 nitro express | 7.62 LMAO | 13mm gyrojet
DISCLAIMER – bullets less effective if facing chomos with powers such as:
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